And this is why sometimes my dreams are so weird… :O
So basically, a scene from the MLP episode Spike at Your Service played out and I am the real world Pinkie Pie in the dream I had.
"David, later tonight you’ll be in a match against Roman Reigns of The Shield. CM Punk, at TLC, you will be placed in a Handicap Match against all three members of The Shield." Kane smiles deviously as he made that announcement. And the audience reacts with their usual endeavor of dramatics and excitement. Standing together The Shield smiled to one another, while looking at CM Punk who is still armed with a steel chair in case they try and get into the ring and attack him or David.
"Just one question," David spoke up, having snatched the microphone from CM Punk’s hand.
For TV audiences, the camera immediately switched over to a cut of Stephanie standing next to Kane on the stage. “Yes?” Stephanie McMahon inquires.
TV camera pans back to David and CM Punk. CM Punk stares at David, an eyebrow raised slightly as David mysteriously is wearing that twirl black mustache on his face again, silently staring back at Triple H’s wife. This appears to be a very familiar scene if one watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
"No," Stephanie deadpans, recalling from last week some weird scheme David wanted to attempt on RAW but was denied.
The fake mustache falls from his face and he sighs into the microphone. “Fine, suit yourself.” He signals someone in the RAW audience to take away a black cannon that wasn’t there before, and the person waves, having caught the signal and leaves the arena pulling the cannon with him.
Stephanie and Kane wondered where in the world David got an actual live cannon from, while CM Punk just shakes his head. The bigger question would be how a cannon got into the arena in the first place and past WWE-hired stadium security. The Shield members just looked puzzled by the cannon’s existence being revealed, and JBL commented on this on commentary.